i have lived, endured, breathed, if only for these moments with you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I lost my virginity to Russell Brand while Spongebob filmed it.
i had unprotected sex with justin bieber and then we had a pillow fight.
I lost my virginity to Russell Brand while Spongebob filmed it.
I gave a lap dance to justin bieber after we saw the tron:legacy
I humped Justin Bieber in the drive thru at Taco Bell. I luv me sum tacoz and da biebz soo..
I lost my virginity to Leonardo Dicaprio in a Mcdonald’s playpen… i aint even mad
I had unprotected sex with Brad Pitt in the drive thru at Taco Bell.
I gave a lap dance to Russell Brand for drugs…
I flashed Justin Bieber because he paid me to. LUL
I had unprotected sex with Harry Potter because he paid me to.
I 69ed with Leonardo Dicaprio because he payed me to. I must a really high class stripper then, he is mighty fine.
I made love to Russell Brand in a MacDonald’s Playpen.